hip-hop-lifestyle:

friend: hey, ive missed you so much!

me: hey ive missed you too! how’ve you be-

friend: so listen, i was wondering if you could do me a favor

me:

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

GET OFF MY LAWN
I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love. (via chuckhansen)

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